I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize