Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
