I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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