I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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