what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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