Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and she was petting her beer can
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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