JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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