i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
they need to just BURY HIM!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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