im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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