yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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