I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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