I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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