The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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