I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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