I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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