So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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