just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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