NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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