I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
how does that bad decision feel?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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