All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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