so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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