Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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