So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's get the cat blown out
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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