i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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