Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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