Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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