I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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