what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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