had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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