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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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