That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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