you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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