im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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