god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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