i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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