im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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