We're facebook friends in real life
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
