Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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