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Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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