I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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