their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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