the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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