I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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