Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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