Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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