Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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