Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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