I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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