Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She announced her abortion via fbk
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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