Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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