after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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