Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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