Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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