what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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