Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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