He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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