I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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